Humor:
"Lighten up!" remarked a SPIDER fan recently. Because we take our readers seriously, we asked our new freind 'e-jaz' to extend some comical help. And boy does he help! We hope you get to like him. Not only that, we have decided to put our world famous GeekSpeak section online. The content on this page may vary from the hard copy. So stop by every month to see what's new and wacky at SPIDER online. Also, drop a note at editor@spider.tm and tell us what you think of the all-new GeekSpeak.
And Now...'e-Beg'!
A poor, downtrodden beggar stands in a corner on Fifth Avenue in New York city not having much luck. Exasperated and hungry, he scrawled the word "BEG" on a piece of cardboard. Hardly anyone pays any attention to him. A few passers-by drop him a couple of pennies.
Suddenly he gets an idea. He picks up his sign and adds ".com" to the word "BEG". After a few minutes, two venture capitalists roar to stop at the intersection, tripping over each other to be the first to offer him a quarter of a million dollars for this site.
Pleased with his new found wealth, the beggar decides to go ahead. Flipping his cardboard sign over, he writes "e-Beg". Within fifteen minutes, Jerry Yang and Bill Gates pull up in limousines and ask to buy him out.
Introducing! e-jaz.com.puterwalla - the nerd nextdoor.
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